What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like religions.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?